
- Have your heart ripped out in your 20s.
- Write many, many tortured love poems.
- Understand the basics of AI prompting.
- Go to Suno.com.
- Create an account.
- Select “custom” and paste one of your tortured love poems into the dialog box (lyrics).
- Pick a style of music, vocalist gender, and choice of instruments, maybe the pace.
- Press Create.
- Et voilá. You’ve created a song. AI will stun you in this step.
- Play the song 100 times.
- Relive that soul-crushing era of your life.
- Cry yourself to sleep.
- Repeat steps 1-12 every day until you’re able to rejoin the 21st century.
